Ryanair blonde

I'm not sure where or when it went wrong for Sandie, but this evening she tried to book a Ryanair flight ticket for her and Maxime. Admittedly Ryanair's website has won many awards for being the worst website ever, and is widely accepted as being way too complicated to use, but when she turns around and asks me, in all seriousness, "my first name is Sandie, right?" then I can't help but think Michael O'Leary isn't completely to blame. I thought women were only meant to suffer a hormone induced loss of common sense during pregnancy, not for a period of up to 26 months after the birth... She's now lamenting the fact that technology and the internet have moved on so much that her grandmother would be incapable of buying a plane ticket. Maybe I should stop blogging and put her out of her misery. Right, where's that shotgun.