Cat skinning and reptilian micturition

Maybe I've worked for American companies for too long, but despite my inherent repulsion of corporate jargon, I do have to admit that I've always been a big believer in "win-win" situations, and the idea  that there are always "many ways to skin a cat"... However my recent trawling of back editions of the Economist have led me to modify that second phrase. I hereby propose a new version. I now think there are always "many ways to pee if you're a turtle"... http://www.economist.com/node/21564524