1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk...

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