Tranquiliser Darts, Crutches and a Face Mask

I am currently in the Netherlands learning a bit of German amongst other things. I spoke to Sandie tonight and she told me how Maxime is in fine form, although he got a serious telling off this evening when Sandie found him crawling under the dinner table to bite the legs of our English au pair Marianne. Understandably Marianne was also not too impressed! I’m back tomorrow night so I will no doubt have to get the house back in order by virtue of some tranquilizers for the irate mother, a Hannibal Lecter style facemask for Maxime (or more probably a promise of a naughty Saturday this weekend), and some crutches for our legless au pair.